Moma, according to Matthew

This little quiz has been popular on Facebook recently. I did it with Matthew a few weeks ago and I thought the non-facebook blog readers might enjoy it too.

By Matthew, age 4 1/2

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Eat lunch

2. What makes mom happy?
When we stay with her

3. What makes mom sad?
When we run away from her

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
By tickling me

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Matt: a present
Me: What does that mean?
Matt: That I love her

6. How old is your mom?
10

7. How tall is your mom?
this tall (with hand pointing to my head)

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?
a commercial

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
work

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
being Moma

11. What is your mom really good at?
Matt: working
Me: Is that all?
Matt: ya

12. What is your mom not very good at?
getting to the door games (Matthew always races to the door and "wins", even though no one else is racing)

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Matt: go work when I’m not around
Me: But what is Moma’s job?
Matt: to find gravity

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
broccoli

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
loving me

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
maybe a pig

17. What do you and your mom do together?
go to the donut shop

18. How are you and your mom the same?
our neck

19. How are you and your mom different?
I think our bodies

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
because we are friends

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
kissing

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
donut shop